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28 April 2028
Here are questions I was asked before, which I've repurposed here.
"What interests do you have?"
Still discovering, but I suppose you could say in technology, but I'm open to new ideas and experiences.
"Is there any physical technology that interests you?"
No, I'm not interested in old physical technology.
"Do you work? If so, what do you do for work? Do you enjoy it or dislike it?"
"Given you've never had a job, do you ever plan to get one? What do you tell normies when they ask the generic 'So what do you do?' question? Do your folks not mind you being a freeloader?"
"How do you earn money?"
I think I mentioned before I never had a job, but this was misleading. I did have temporary jobs here and there, but nothing permanent. If asked, I just pretend that the last job I did is still the same job I'm doing. I'm somewhat looking for a new job, but it isn't a priority for me, so that's my relationship with the job market.
"What is one of the best experiences you have had?"
I'm actually really stunted in terms of personal development so my best experiences seem juvenile to mention.
"What do you usually like to do on the internet?"
Just watch a few videos, listen to music, write documents, basic stuff.
"Is there anything you dislike about the internet?"
Just the overdependence of it. I think some things are best left in the real world.
"Do you like to cook recipes from scratch?"
Yes, however, nowadays I mostly just volunteer at my local food kitchen and eat there. Even when I do cook, I still have a lot to learn, the most sophisticated meal I can cook is rice. I actually didn't have an oven growing up, but now I do.
"Do you have any pets? If so, can we know more about them?"
No pets currently. I had goldfishes in the past.
"What kind of video games / consoles are you into?"
Video games aren't my preferred method of entertainment. As for consoles, I think PC is better, especially nowadays.
"What do you think of the snow?"
I genuinely can't remember when was the last time I touched snow. I think it's one of those things that is fun for like a minute, forming a snowball with your hand and whatnot, and then you walk or drive on the thing and it becomes a pretty inconvienent journey so overall a negative
"Have you ever said the n word?"
If anyone ever asks me this question in real life, I will look at them in the eye, and tell them an imaginary story about having an African girlfriend that tied me up in bed, placed her foot on my, uh, hand and threatened to crush it if I don't call her racial slurs, so I had to do what I had to do to appease her, just to make them feel uncomfortable for asking such a glowie question designed to ensure I have no job opportunities in the future. Kidding, I'd just tell them I don't even know what word is, I've never heard of that word before in my life.
"What do you think about America?"
I've never been to America so I can't give a real opinion.
"What do you think about mathematics?"
It's something I'm trying to wrap my head around, maybe I should revisit this question in the future.