Bob The Bankrupt - 4th March 2026

[Chorus]
Bob the Bankrupt!
Can he pay it?
Bob the Bankrupt!
No, he can't!

[Verse 1]
Scoop, Muck, and Dizzy, and Roley too
Lofty and Wendy left the crew
Bob's debt and bills are getting high
Scraping together, he barely gets by

[Chorus]
Bob the Bankrupt!
Can he pay it?
Bob the Bankrupt!
No, he can't!

[Verse 2]
Bohill and Wood, Pinner and Jones
Taking possessions like ballifs should

[Chorus]
Bob the Bankrupt!
Can he pay it?
Bob the Bankrupt!
No, he can't!